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[–]defenestrate_me_now 500 指標 11小時前

"You look like Dwyane Wade"

"I get that a lot. I've heard of that guy too"

“你看起来像韦德”。

“我经常收到这样的评论，我听说过韦德这个人。”

[–][CLE] Kyrie Irvingcalebkeith 152 指標 10小時前

I cringed when she said that, and he handled that so well lol.

听到她这么说的时候，我尴尬癌都要犯了，詹姆斯处理的很好啊。

[–]Maverickspureply101 131 指標 9小時前

He had to know she was trolling him though cause the way she was smiling about saying it makes it seem that way. Shit was great!

他肯定知道她是故意在捣乱的吧，你看她这么说时笑的那个样子，感觉就是故意的。这个大妹子太屌了！

[–]Knicksihateallthethings 58 指標 9小時前

I mean, it's possible. Wade appears in women's/gossip/fashion magazines because of the way he dresses and the fact that he's married to Gabrielle Union.

我觉得，她可能真的把詹姆斯认成韦德了。毕竟韦德的时尚穿着让他能经常出现在女性时尚杂志中，而且他还和尤尼因结婚了。

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[–][PHO] Steve Nashrambo_ram 107 指標 11小時前

girl in glasses is bae

戴眼镜的姑娘太靓

[–]adhi- 42 指標 9小時前

she looks like a younger Ellen Pao

她看起来就像是更年轻的Ellen Pao（前Reddit CEO）

[–][PHO] Steve Nashrambo_ram 101 指標 9小時前

You motherfucker you ruined it

卧槽！被你说的撸意全无！

[–]Celticsanthdx 18 指標 10小時前

And the way she pronounced "familiar" is really attractive.

她念“familiar（熟悉）”的发音很诱人

[–]NBAFGCHENG 10 指標 8小時前

The way she just talked was attractive.

她讲话的样子就很诱人好嘛！

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[–]KnickerBockersAnd_So_It_Goes___ 138 指標 11 小時前

What I imagine Lebron's thought process was.

This potato knows Wade but not me?! Wade IS a beautiful man. Man I miss Miami

LeBron to Miami confirmed

我脑补的内容是这样的

这个大妹子知道韦德不知道我？韦德真是个好男人！我想念迈阿密了！

詹姆斯转投迈阿密

[–][TOR] Nando De Colowikiman2001 336 指標 11小時前

I was born in Michigan

ESPN: "LeBron shuns Cleveland"

詹姆斯：我的老家就在密西根

ESPN：詹姆斯避谈克里夫兰

[–][CLE] Kyrie Irvingdipstickjimmy 8 指標 9小時前

Nah man, that's Ron! Looks kind of like Wade actually

嘿，大兄弟，这个人是Ron！只是看起来像韦德。他并不是詹姆斯。

[–]Kingsccupgirl 107 指標 11小時前

I keep telling him... he's gotta try basketball

“我跟他说过一万次了，他应该打篮球”

[–]Cavaliersminkmachete 33 指標 11小時前

What's that thing on your chest? Is that a golf ball?

你胸前是什么？高尔夫？

[–]KnicksFairEnough 44 指標 7小時前*

I kinda thought the joke about Lebron thinking basketball was football was pretty cringey...

我觉得詹姆斯把橄榄球运动当作篮球的梗很尴尬。。。

[–]SupersonicsFireBevell 39 指標 6小時前

Yeah it was terrible. Huge athletic looking black guy doesn't know what basketball and football are? Yeah right.

是的。。。非常糟糕。。。一个这么大块头的肌肉汉子，不知道篮球和橄榄球是什么？逗谁呐。。。

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[–]defenestrate_me_now 30 指標 11小時前

Why you makin pizzas in LA, Ron?

你为什么在洛杉矶做披萨？

[–]ThunderFunktheSizzle 176 指標 11小時前

This just in reports are that Lebron has unfollowed blaze on twitter

有新闻报道，勒布朗在推特上取消关注了Pizza Blaze。

[–]Heataggressive_serve 131 指標 10小時前

Lebron to Papa Johns confirmed.

詹姆斯转投棒约翰确认完毕！

[–]Cavaliersbumbleb333 188 指標 11小時前

this is some clever marketing

这一招真是聪明的营销手段啊

[–]Warriorsdirtyshits 212 指標 10小時前

He's a partner. Owns a percentage of the chain.

他是Pizza Blaze的股东。有一部分股份的。

[–]CavaliersGenghisSan 72 指標 8小時前

He also gave up his Mcdonald's endorsement for it

为了投资这家披萨店，詹姆斯放弃了麦当劳。

[–]Lakersnochill95 79 指標 11小時前

How the fuck did you not know who is Lebron james especially in LA lol

在洛杉矶你要大众怎么认识詹姆斯是谁？

[–][MIA] Justise WinslowJGVjed 220 指標 10小時前*

That's not LeBron James, his name is Ron.

他不是詹姆斯，他叫Ron

[–]Spurskai2296 20 指標 9小時前

Damn, LeBron is hilarious.

我去，詹姆斯太逗了