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上周五是5.20，因为谐音，现在中国也算一个情人节（虐狗节）

If you've already been in love with someone, then congratulations. If you are, unfortunately, still single, this episode may help you out.

如果你已经有了对象，那恭喜啦。如果你很不幸，还是条单身狗，那这一集可能会帮到你

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This time, you would learn some flirting phrases in English. 

今天呢，我将会教你们一些英语中搭讪的话

So what is flirting? 

所以什么是flirting呢？

For example, "Did it hurt when you fell from the heaven?"

 比如，你从下凡的时候有摔疼吗？

 This is a classic one, but is also a cliché now. 

这就是很经典的一个，但现在有点被用烂了

It's not a modern way of flirting any more.

它已经不再是个流行的搭讪方式

But by now, I guess you've had an idea of what flirting is. Then, let's get started.

不过现在我想你们应该知道flirting是什么意思了,开始吧

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第一个，你用xxx吗

It means do you use___? 

意思是你用xxx吗

Mostly those social media websites, facebook, twitter, Instagram etc.一般用于社交网络，各种404 not found 等等

If you don't want to ask for their phone number right away, this is a more casual way to get their contact information.

如果你不想直接问人家手机号的话，这种方式能更随意地拿到别人的联系方式

Like, are you on Wechat?

比如，你用微信吗

Sure, are you? 

当然啦，你呢

Of course, can I add you? I'm selling some really amazing face masks. 

我也用，能加你好有吗？我在卖一款很好用的面膜

Hey, why are you leaving? Let me finish… 

唉！憋走啊！让我讲完呗。。。

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下一个，我喜欢你的xxx

Carefully with this one. It easily goes creepy or awkward.

小心点用这个。画风很容易变猥琐

Usually you just say something sweet, innocent, like smile, hairstyle, eyes or so. Just avoid something weird or sexual.

通常，说一些甜美无公害的东西，比如，笑容，发型，眼睛等等。反正不要说些猥琐或限制级的

Negative example: Hey chick, I love your boobs. 

反面教程：美女！胸不错嘛！

What? Get lost, or I'll call the police. 

啥？滚粗，我要报警了

So as to girls, when a person is rude to you and you want the person to go far away, use this one: Get lost.

所以对女孩来说，碰到粗鲁怪蜀蜀，然后想让他走开，用这个，滚粗。

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下一个，有人和你说过你xxxx

This is a great phrase to use. You can add whatever you want to say at the end.

这个很好用。你可以后面加任何你想加的

For example, 

Has anyone ever told you that you look like Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, the Unburnt, the First of Her Name, Queen of Meereen, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lady Regnant of the Seven Kingdoms, Protector of the Realm, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons.

Hey, please don't go.

  嘿，憋走！

 Isn't she hot?

她难道不美吗

最后一个，我开始爱上你了

It means you start to have a feeling that you fall in love with someone.

意思是你开始觉得你爱上了某人

For example

"Honestly, I think I'm falling for you.” 

比如：讲真，我开始爱上你了

”You know, you are a good person.” 

你造吗，你是个好人

这一期也要接近尾声啦！这次教的这些搭讪技巧你们有记住吗？总之，最重要的是自信！希望下一次情人节的时候你不再是一个人啦！