【轻松英语】男朋友这种生物，永远理解不了我们女孩子的化妆世界！

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朋友圈和社交头条突然被一个热门话题屠榜了，大家纷纷加入了这个#男朋友觉得你的化妆品多少钱# 各种对话笑到你肝颤：我们拿血汗钱换，他们当便宜货猜==画风什么的，你们先感受一下：

（看不清的点开放大！）

尼玛不懂大牌不识好货也就算了，连啥东西都猜不出来真是要给跪了……不过也有围观群众说了，这是新时代花式秀恩爱的新招数，你们这些单身狗连笑的资格都没有！

不懂化妆品的各位，英大要开始放大招给你们科普了！各种化妆品英文都怎么说？



接下来，前方高能！

只有常化妆的妹子才能get这19个词汇的精髓所在，你看看你懂几个？

What everyone else thinks it means: Not wearing any clothes.

别人认为它的意思是：一丝不挂。

What it really means: The palette you're willing to spend your rent on.

实际上的意思是：你愿意花上房租钱买的眼影盘。

What everyone else thinks it means: A fold pressed into your pants by the dry cleaner.

别人认为它的意思是：干洗店员工弄到你裤子上的折痕。

What it really means: Where you apply your darkest eyeshadow for a true "Bitch, I'm fabulous" look.

实际上的意思是：你用颜色最深的眼影打造的一副“小婊砸，我可美着呢”的腹黑妆。

What everyone else thinks it means: A pipe that carries water.

别人认为它的意思是：输水的管道。

What it really means: The fleshy pink area lining your eyelids, and the most dangerous place to put that $20 Smashbox liner you just spent your Sephora reward on.

实际上的意思是：眼睑处画眼线的肉粉色区域，是你用丝芙兰奖励买下的二十美元Smashbox牌眼线笔化眼妆时最危险的部位。

What everyone else thinks it means: A writing utensil used for marking important passages of text.

别人认为它的意思是：用来标识出重要文章段落的写作工具。

What it really means: A magical sparkly elixir applied to the lips, nose, and cheekbones that makes you look like you… if you were half unicorn.

实际上的意思是：一支用来画嘴唇、鼻子和颧骨的神奇彩妆，让你看起来是你……仿佛你有独角兽的血统。

What everyone else thinks it means: Blatant and also sometimes, somehow, simultaneously low key rudeness to another person.

别人认为它的意思是：公然的、有时可能对别人来说比较隐晦的粗暴行为。

What it really means: The almost imperceptibly slight difference between the 600 lipsticks in my drawer.

实际上的意思是：在我的抽屉里颜色差小到可以忽略的600支口红。

What everyone else thinks it means: The process of making cookies, cakes, and pastries.

别人认为它的意思是：做饼干、蛋糕、或点心的过程。

What it really means: The process of letting makeup settle on one’s face for an extended period of time, making fine lines into skin that would make a baby's ass jealous.

实际上的意思是：脸部定妆的过程（时间超长），使皮肤呈现出优美的线条，其效果让婴儿的嫩屁屁也相形见绌。

What everyone else thinks it means: A blinky light that makes EDM fans happy.

别人认为它的意思是：让电子舞曲迷们嗨起来的闪光灯。

What it really means: The process of highlighting one’s whole damn face that makes lazy former contourers happy.

实际上的意思是：提亮肤色的过程，能让先前慵懒的脸色变得富有生机活力。

……呼呼 你以为本文到这儿就结束了吗？

太不懂女孩子了！

化妆世界的大门到现在才仅仅打开了一半……

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