不去健身的借口有哪些

希望是美好的，现实却是残酷的。...



今天给大家推送的歌曲呢是速度与激情的插曲《see you again》，属于那种听了一个开头就知道，恩，就是他了的感觉，无限单曲循环中~

歌词：

It's been a long day without you my friend

And I'll tell you all about it when I see you again

We've come a long way from where we began

Oh I'll tell you all about it when I see you again

When I see you again

Damn, who knew all the planes we flew

Good things we've been through

That I'll be standing right here

Talking to you about another path

I know we loved to hit the road and laugh

But something told me that it wouldn't last

Had to switch up look at things different see the bigger picture

Those were the days hard work forever pays

Now I see you win the better place

How could we not talk about family when family's all that we got?

Everything I went through you were standing there by my side

And now you gonna be with me for the last ride

It's been a long day without you my friend

And I'll tell you all about it when I see you again

We've come a long way from where we began

Oh I'll tell you all about it when I see you again

When I see you again

First you both go out your way

And the vibe is feeling strong and what's small turn to a friendship

Turn into a bond and that bond will never be broken and the love will never get lost

And when brotherhood come first then the line

Will never be crossed established it on our own

When that line had to be drawn and that line is what

We reach so remember me when I'm gone

How could we not talk about family when family's all that we got?

Everything I went through you were standing there by my side

And now you gonna be with me for the last ride

So let the light guide your way

Hold every memory as you go

And every road you take will always lead you home

Hoo~

It's been a long day without you my friend

And I'll tell you all about it when I see you again

We've come a long way from where we began

Oh I'll tell you all about it when I see you again

When I see you again

When I see you again, see you again

When I see you again



正文：

不去健身的借口有哪些？

谢邀。
这个老问题又被挖坟。
我替我妻子回答，她在这方面天赋异禀。
话说2010年我们搬了家，想换个新一些的健身房，就一起在一*韦德办了双人卡。原本我就觉得这买卖九成是浪费，但在她软磨硬泡，多次保证的情况下，还是一起办了。
“有你带我练，不出半年，我肯定能练出健身模特般曼妙的好身材！以后我们都要一起去锻炼，你可别丢下我一个人去练哦。我们就是健身房的最佳拍档”

希望是美好的，现实却是残酷的。
“老公，今天太冷，路上会感冒的，我们别去了吧”。
“老公，太阳那么大，路上会啥黑的，我们别去了吧。”
“老公，空气污染，路上吸毒气会折寿的，我们别去了吧。”
“老公，风那么大，沙子会吹到眼睛里，我们别去了吧。”
“老公，都下雨了，泥巴会甩到裤子上，我们别去了吧。”
“老公，吃太饱了，我怕练了会吐，我们别去了吧。”
“老公，肚子有点饿，我怕练了晕倒，我们别去了吧。”
“我心情不好，我们别去了。”
“等我看完了这个就去哦。一小时后，老公，太晚了，我们别去了吧。”
“老公，我过敏，昏昏沉沉的，我们别去了吧。”
“没见我在工作嘛？去什么去！%￥&……%￥#￥……&*”
“老公，我健身衣服没洗，其他都不合适，我们别去了吧。”
“老公，我要新买的健身裤还没到货，我们别去了吧。”
“老公，上次我好像练伤了，我们别去了吧。”
“老公，上次你带我练得太狠了，腿还在酸，我们别去了吧。”
“我感觉不好。”
“老公，现在这个点人太多，我们别去了吧。”
“我刚睡醒，不能去。”
“我没睡够，不能去。”
“我大姨妈快来了，怎么能去？”
“我大姨妈刚刚走，怎么能去？”
“老公，我有事（吃饭、逛街、看电影、见朋友、开会、补牙、体检、郊游），不能去了。”
她自己不去倒也算了，关键在于这句话：
“以后我们都要一起去锻炼，你可别丢下我一个人去练哦”
那一年左右，我的健身水平下降了不少。眼看我自己日渐瘦弱的双腿，小了一个“cup”的胸大肌，我觉得得想个办法。
“老公，你买这些东西干嘛，看起来是用来健身的吧。”
“这都是买给你的。你看，根据美国最新的研究，女性为了体型而健身，其实完全可以在家用一些小道具训练，也能有不错的效果。这些个波速球、壶铃、弹力带系统等最新研发的道具都是给你用的，我还下载了系列教程，从初级到高级都放在硬盘里了。”
“真的啊，那我要好好研究一下。”
“你先研究啊，我去健身房练半小时就回来。今天太热了，你就别去了。”
“好吧，早点回来啊。”
我——


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