减肥有哪些不为人知的好处？

关于减肥，看歪果仁脑洞大开的观点。...





夏天又来啦，不知道各位小伙伴们减肥减得怎么样啦？去年买的小号衣服今年还能挤进去吗？好啦，今天我们就来看看那些歪果仁对减肥怎么看！

Your chances of becoming an astronaut change from 0% to maybe 0.0001%.

你成为宇航员的可能性从0%上升到了0.0001%



Increased stooping, crouching, kneeling skills. 

增加了各种弯腰下蹲的技能。


（好好奇这个歪果仁会不会做亚洲蹲）



You can finally trust wicker furniture again. 

终于敢坐藤椅啦！

（喜大普奔！原来藤椅也是曾经的一个阴影）




People are actually a lot nicer to you when you are in-shape as opposed to being fat. I learned this when i dropped down 30 lb and even that small amount made people talk to me in a nicer way.

当我减了30磅，其他人就对我友好多了。其实只要减了一点，大家都会对我好一些。

（嗯，每个胖子上辈子一定是折翼的天使）




Jeans last longer because they don't wear out as fast between the thighs.

牛仔裤能穿得更久，因为大腿不会很快把它磨坏。



I can now trim all toenails in one pass. It used to be trim one, straighten up and breathe, repeat.

现在我可以一次剪完所有的脚趾甲。以前是剪一个，歇口气，再剪一个······

（没想到对于胖子来说，剪指甲都是一个力气活）




Very slightly decreases the risk of being hit by a meteoroid due to weaker gravity field.

因为地球引力减少了，所以被流星砸中的概率又减少了一点点。



Skydiving, horseback riding, and go-carts usually have weight limits. I couldn't go with a group of my friends because I exceeded them all.

可以去跳伞、骑马和开卡丁车啦！这些都有体重限制。以前我只能默默地看着朋友们玩。

（求此歪果仁以前的心理阴影面积）



Being able to scratch those hard to reach itches on your back.

摸后背能摸得更多。

（不知道这个歪果仁能不能反手摸肚脐）




Being able to tie you shoes and breathe at the same time.

系鞋带的同时也能呼吸。

（胖子的生活真是多艰！）Hot girlfriends.

有辣妹！



Wiping your ass is so much easier. You don't have to worry anymore about your fat butt cheeks snatching the toilet paper out of your hands like some European pick pocket.

擦屁股更容易。不用担心因为要用更多的厕纸而像欧洲的小偷一样偷偷摸摸地拿更多的厕纸。

（没想到上个厕所都要操卖白粉的心！）
You find out who your real friends are. When I lost a bunch of weight after my 2nd pregnancy, a few girls I considered friends started acting really shitty towards me for no reason. Then I heard that they were saying I was "stuck up" ever since losing weight. 

你会发现谁是你的真朋友。当我生完第二个孩子减掉很多体重的时候，一些我以为是好友的女生开始对我不太好，然后我听到她们说我太自大了。

（这个汗，减个肥，也能让友谊的小船说翻就翻）




Couch cushions last longer.

沙发垫还能用得更久点。好啦，看了这么多减肥不为人知的好处，是不是更有减肥的动力啦？希望小伙伴们都能如愿减肥，然后穿上各种好看的衣服，闪瞎他人的双眼！

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